Lt. Robin Crusoe
Dear ...
sweet ...
helpful ...
Understanding Jane.
I know you will not believe ...
sweet heart ...
but I'll tell anyway.
You may recalled ...
You and I were tobe married ...
to June last year.
As I did not turn out ...
At the wedding ...
and so much time has passed ...
I imagine you're wondering ...
ha-ha ...
what has happened.
It all started one day ...
during a routine mission ...
in the far Pacific.
Matlock 17 for Wingding.
Maintaining altitude of 16,000 feet.
Request new coordinates to establish position.
Indicating 34th ...
272 bow.
'' Fire''
Light fire warning.
Fire warning light? Smoke and flames to starboard.
Estimated position, 3OO miles west of Port Moresby.
Emergency! Emergency!
Triggering ejector.
Emergency kit. Oh, wow.
Survive at Sea and Enjoy!
Oh, wow.
Chapter One: In The Sea
Okay, boss. We will evaluate the situation.
The first step is to relax. Do not panic.
Keep a mood constructive and lively.
Now check provisions In its case waterproof.
- Very well. Canteen of water. - Yes
Right.
Fishhooks.
Nylon line.
Affirmative.
Compass.
- It is. - Cleaning Cloth.
Very well.
Signaling mirror, Flashlight Waterproof ...
Wait!
Alright.
Flares.
Whistle.
Visor.
Sponge to draw water.
Aware.
Solar distiller to drinking water.
Ointment for sunburn. Sewing kit.
Air pump. Matches.
Hold on. Hold on.
I do not see the air pump.
For air pumps, see the asterisk in the footer.
Asterisk. Air pump ... discontinuation.
Due to the inefficiency of the pump in case of survival ...
their use was canceled.
Use your lungs.
Okay, what about food?
The kit contains six cans tablet concentrated food ...
Emergency Ration'' Navy'' each tablet is equivalent to ... huum ...
dinner with turkey Thanksgiving.
First, a warning.
Do not take more each of a tablet.
Or will weigh on his chest as lead.
Or can cause some internal discomfort.
S, S, S, S.
Great. No entry for hiccups.
What can I do?
Put a bag over his head. No use.
Do not ... Do not have a bag.
What more?
I can scare me. Alright.
Caution! It has an octopus on the boat!
Another one.
What more?
Handstands and hold your breath.
Yeah, I'll handstands in the ocean.
I think I will not ... function.
A candle!
A candle! Hey, sailing!
Hello! Right here, sailing!
Seems a raft Chinese. Hey! Here! American!
Hey! Quick! Chop-chop!
Oh, nice Chinese sailor American is very happy.
Hey, here raft!
There is a raft!
A shark. You are a shark!
Hey! No, go back! Go away!
No! Get out of here!
In the background, sharks are cowards.
Punched well positioned In the sensitive area ...
will make your nose run, probably.
A punch in the nose? You're kidding.
Punched well positioned.
Very well. Come and get your punch well positioned.
This is not in the manual, but will receive.
Punch in the nose, huh? Put it in the manual.
And so, face Jane, I discovered A new way to stop hiccups.
The last hole was patched ...
and after a time turning and fidgeting ...
I managed to fall asleep.
Everything would be fine if it were not My old problem ...
sleepwalking.
If returning, gets the same treatment!
Now I was in trouble.
All ... food, water, all I needed ...
to keep me alive was lost.
Four days later.
Without food.
Without water.
The sun blazed relentlessly.
Until the shark had abandoned me.
Not a sign of life around.
If supplies run out, do not panic.
A man can live for more 7The for days without food.
However, and mark well ...
Water is essential.
More than four days without water ...
and the human machine will meet in serious difficulties.
Water.
Hey. Hey, rain.
It soaks. Hey! Hey, rain!
Rain! Rain!
Save the rain! What beautiful rain!
It's raining!
A beautiful rain!
Hey, save the beautiful rain.
I'm sinking.
Get rid of the beautiful rain!
Free yourself from the rain! Free yourself from the rain!
Forgive my appearance.
I had a bad night.
I must be a figure.
Chapter 1O ... Alone on the island. Well, could not it?
So stop soft body And move.
There is much to do. Get to work.
Shut up!
After communicating my predicament The world ...
'' Help!'' I started to feel better.
The next question was: Where am I?
Fabricated a sextant rustic And I noted the position of the sun.
By my calculations, I'm somewhere in between ...
Elmira, NY and Muncie, Indiana.
The evening approached.
With palm leaves, twigs and my poncho dinghy ...
built a comfortable shelter.
Oh, can not wait for a good night's sleep.
Well, as Confucius said ...
'' If you fall into the soup, is better enjoy the taste. ''
Our. It's too much!
The days began to pass.
And not a glimpse an aircraft or ship.
Not a sign of life ...
except for birds and small animals.
To preserve my clothes before he turned frazzle ...
I fabricated new parts with the materials at hand.
Nothing pretentious. A kit for hot climates.
A hat pleated sheets. Accessory for heatstroke.
And a jacket, with a simple model ...
one deep V-neck and side tied.
We'll see. May, June, July.
Seven, 14, 21.
22, 23, 24.
Another day, another coconut.
July 25.
Happy birthday to you ... Happy birthday to you ...
Congratulations, Lieutenant Crusoe
Happy birthday to you ...
Motivated by loneliness and curiosity ...
I decided to explore the island.
If it was an island.
No sign of another person.
It was as if I were the first human being on earth.
I guess I always knew that something like this would happen.
You do not know my father. His name was Joe Crusoe.
He was a motorman frustrated in Kansas City, Kansas ...
I wanted to escape to the sea.
He never succeeded, but baptized me as Robinson.
Why does not Dwight ...
or Lyndon?
It was indeed an island.
Now I was sure.
She was alone.
I went back the other way ...
finding a part of the coast hitherto unknown.
At first I paid no attention ...
it was busy feeling sorry for myself.
But then I saw.
Hello?
The war is over.
'' Me'' friend Sessue Hayakawa.
Ok?
O house!
Anybody here?
Always wanted to do that.
Hello!
What ... ah, I ... hello.
How are you?
Captain Nemo, I suppose.
There must have read 2The Thousand Leagues Under ...
I'm admiring his weapon.
Something like that can make a hole the size ...
Mind if I look?
There is American-made ...
There, there, buddy. It's okay now.
Hey, listen. How to get here?
And who are you?
A fellow American!
'' Property of the U.S. Navy''
Wow, I'm very happy to find you.
Ahn? What is this?
'' Astronaut Chimpanzee-Floyd.
Project Mercury. Who found the ...
Please notify the Navy, Washington, DC.''
A chimp astronaut.
Lord, let me tell you it is an honor to know him.
To me, you are a great hero of our time.
I take a look around?
Of course he did not answer. But I had an idea.
It had been years since the program chimp in space over.
Floyd should have landed out of reach ...
floated to shore the space capsule ...
escaped and somehow managed to survive.
And why would not survive? Floyd any one was not.
The Navy had selected the by their ability to adapt.
As I recall, the IQ of astronauts-chimpanzees ...
was superior to midshipman default.
Oh, wow!
A Japanese supermarket!
Wait a minute. Let's not lose your head.
I do not need comics. Or a gas mask.
I do not need ... whatever.
We will like Robinson Crusoe did hundreds of years ago.
It still makes sense. Remove things from the ship ...
in order of importance.
A storm could arise launch the ship on the reef ...
and sink it deep.
Tools.
Need many tools. Candles.
Blankets. Oh, I have to use blankets.
Damn, these cottages Japanese are graceful.
And simple too.
We can build one.
We'll see.
Put off the submarine all tools and materials ...
and following the style toys fit ...
completed in a few weeks.
It looked like a dollhouse through a hangover ...
but we are proud.
Just won ...
a new addition ...
for our family.
A small mynah appeared ...
during construction of the house ...
was added and ...
to us.
- Hello, Jane. - Hello, Jane.
No, no.
- Rob Me, You Jane. - Rob Me, You Jane.
No, let's clarify this.
Jane. Jane. Get it? Remembered? Jane.
Remembered? Jane. Remembered? Jane.
Let it go. We train it later.
Oh, Floyd, is very beautiful.
Put it there. Anywhere.
Very cute!
I will close now, honey ...
therefore need to take the ebb tide.
Now write every day.
Love, Rob.
Remembered? Jane. Remembered? Jane.
Bet his small black eyes I will remember Jane.
She is one in a million.
Be back in a minute, Floyd.
I'll send a letter.
'' Mail'' U.S. Patent
Onward, O missive of love, rain, sleet and snow.
The mail never stops.
Very well. I paid to see.
I want to see you win these three beautiful geishas.
Okay, okay. The gain of the geisha samurai.
Can go. Take everything.
- Oh, hey. - Oh, shut up.
Shut up. Give the cards.
This is giving play with a stupid animal.
Shut up and take the cards. Shut up and take the cards.
You will get a surprise on the day after Thanksgiving.
Shut up and give the cards!
What is this drink we brought the submarine?
Seems soda Japanese.
Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.
That's not bad.
Kumquat juice or something.
Oh, hey!
A bit for you ...
and a little for me.
Okay, buddy. Come on. I give the cards.
I bet two seafood.
By God, Floyd, do not Monkey around with the chips.
That always spoils the game.
How many letters?
Come on, Floyd. So will not learn the game.
A sequence.
Alright. Lucky.
Pay attention now.
Come on, Floyd. Drink it all. Turn turns.
How many letters?
Okay, smart guy.
I'll take that hand.
I bet everything.
See it and weep.
Not again.
Alright. Take everything. Go on, take everything!
Should be proud of themselves.
You know, my big furry friend?
You know what?
You play poker as with a woman.
Do you know why?
A woman does not understand the cards you have ...
but she always wins.
And I'll tell you why she always wins.
Remember Jane. Remember Jane.
Floyd already showed you the photo my fiancee?
It is the most beautiful creature worldwide, Floyd.
Is not she adorable?
I suppose the astro-chimp ...
never had a lady, is not it?
I mean, you've never had one.
With rigorous training and inflexible schedule.
No ladies. Strict rules.
Oh, well, she's lovely.
And it's in the entertainment business, 've seen.
Oh, Floyd, you miss it?
Floyd, a toast.
A toast to this delicious Japanese soda.
At our beautiful ladies ...
wherever they are.
Maruj of their ... boys lonely and loyal.
Floyd, it looks terrible.
It is better to put it on the bed.
There was ... thus ruining their training.
Just a minute, Floyd.
You know, Floyd?
They should bottle it.
Floyd, a toast.
In the United States Navy ...
and the world in general.
Wherever it is.
'' There is co-cu-ri-chook''.
It'' co-co-ro-chook''.
How many times must I repeat myself?
Oh, it was a bad idea ...
train the bird as an alarm clock.
Soda. That ...
Why not open path? Can begin.
Take.
Remember, keep your head ... Look at the handle.
No, it's wrong. He lifted his head ...
Nice shot. Bad posture and great sights.
Must be luck.
Oh, do not Engrace.
The Japanese tacos are short for me, Floyd.
Oh, scored.
Right in the middle of the tracks.
Floyd, his footsteps are on all sides.
How many times have you said to erase your footprints ...
when you walk by sand trap?
It is a basic rule of golf. Cover the clods and ...
You know what? There seems its footprint.
Floyd, sorry. It's mine. Look at this.
In fact, it is a bit ... small to be mine, is not it?
Floyd, we are not alone.
Come on!
Stay close to me, Floyd.
Why suddenly everything is silent?
Come on.
All without exception, sailor.
Come on!
See, Floyd? It's okay.
It's just an ordinary cave, dark and terrifying.
Be careful! Will hurt someone!
Now, listen. Stay calm.
I will not hurt her. Only ...
That's it. I will not hurt her. No, wait ... No. ..
Do not stand, his monkey. We are not kidding.
Very well.
If I drop, will behave?
Very well.
Stay calm.
See? See?
There is no reason ... for hassles.
Just stay calm.
That's it.
Boazinha now.
That's it.
That's it. '' Me'' trust. Smiles. See tooth?
You know what? You're strong as a man.
Care. What is your problem?
My dear, this is the dilemma.
I could not let her go.
The poor savage seemed have a fixed idea ...
She just wanted to kill me.
I had to keep it with me. I know you understand.
Had to keep an eye on it to protect me.
I made a beautiful knot here.
Ready.
Okay, now ...
No more jokes, huh?
This.
See? Rob Friend, do not hurt.
Hunger? Want some food? '''' Kau-kau?
Headquarters? Want some water? Drink?
Like any wild animal, I knew that sooner or later ...
she would respond to human kindness.
Take it easy! This is dangerous! Girl, beware!
Very well. In Kansas City, know die with dignity.
But be quick.
If I can give an opinion, you look a little eccentric.
What is the problem now?
Hey, what's up?
What have I done?
You live on this island?
Grew up here?
House, where?
Where do you sleep?
You came by water?
Rowed the boat?
Lives on another island?
Alone?
Now we're getting somewhere.
You have a father?
Stay out of it, Floyd? I want to find something.
I long with this chimpanzee.
Who is your father? His father ... fisherman?
His father fishing?
His father cata coconuts?
Has trading post?
Makes boats. Her father manufactures boats?
His father is a monkey?
His father is a ...
Cacique, huh? The father is chief! Ah, yes.
Great chieftain. It is.
He is friendly?
Is not friendly.
Perhaps, cannibal?
You know, cannibal.
This is good.
She said her father is a headhunter.
Why did you come to the island?
You. ..
It is his father.
It is.
He said you ... you ...
Oh! Married! You marry ...
It is. You home ...
with another man's island?
And it's ugly. It is. Ugly man of another island.
His father ...
gave bracelets ...
necklaces, and ...
He was paid by you. Received money. Ahan.
You. .. you said no.
Said a big'' no''.
Said no.
You want to marry ...
Want to marry ... chimp?
Will you marry ...
High. High. Grande. It is.
A great guy and smiling.
It is many teeth. Ahan.
But wait.
Your father ...
he ... he sent ...
for ... the seagulls.
No, he had to ...
Sharks. I get it. It is.
But wait.
The father ...
changed his mind.
Changed ... changed his mind! His father changed his mind. It?
Him .. rowed you ...
to this island.
Why?
He brought her to see ...
a great ...
Frankenstein.
No, the big green giant.
No. Oh, you turn to stone.
Who is Kabuna?
Kabuna is the evil god of the island.
Mata mata. Everything ends.
The great stone face where I found it, huh?
Why did not you say so ... Do you speak English.
Oh, yes. Speaks English More than good. Fluent.
Why the secret? Do not have to do that.
I like that. Good game.
Joy for me.
All the time, sad life. I invent things cheerful.
Oh, you invent stories, huh?
As the chief evil bringing you here to die.
Oh, no. Truth. Father is bad.
playing wives and daughters kau-kau for shark.
And laughs.
Their wives and daughters?
- He has that much more. - What brought you to die?
Yes Kabuna gets me. Mata mata. Crushes, crushes.
I die or I.
Just because you do not want marry a guy choco!
A woman has the right to marry whoever you want.
- Woman has what? - Rights.
What is the word ... '' Rights''?
Well, where I come from, is what women have.
They do what they want.
He hears you speak'' rights'', Dad gets upset coconut.
I'm not looking forward to know his father.
He did not come along ...
- No. - Oh, good.
Heart of Me ticking better now.
I do not want to disrespect family of anyone ...
but his father seems ...
He does not scare me.
I'll tell you one thing. He scares me.
Ahan.
What will I do with you?
Do anything. Father and Kabuna work together.
More than smart.
Today, you sleep here.
Oh, all right. I sleep outside.
See, it's okay. I'm practically married.
Wait. I'll show you a picture of my bride.
Here. Look.
Beautiful, is not it?
Looks sick.
Where color girl was?
Oh, she's blonde.
Are more fun, you know.
But do not worry. I'll leave the Floyd guard.
Understood the situation?
Is indicated guard officer.
Nobody, and I repeat, nobody goes here ...
to harass this young woman.
You can include me.
Good night.
Jane would be proud of me.
Character I have to get away a beautiful native like her.
I think, deep down, I'm a good kid and behaved.
A good kid, behaved and stupid.
The network does not seem large enough for me.
Oh, do not tell me I will ...
Ah, damn you!
Stop clowning, Floyd. Me!
Look, stupid!
Just want to get a blanket because it's raining!
I do not want to stay inside. Oh, what is this!
Floyd, have mercy. I'm freezing.
I just want a blanket.
Damn, Floyd. Please!
Give authority to a chimpanzee and he soon takes over.
Thank you!
I'll put you into orbit again.
Monkey idiot.
But after the fight ...
we made up.
And so, dear ...
your own ...
Lt. Robin Crusoe ...
found Friday.
Only it was a girl.
I baptized her in ...
Wednesday.
Wednesday?
Do not be imagining ...
she is one of those ...
beautiful girls of the islands.
She's a little thing, actually.
You write very scrawl?
Ah, yes. Twice a day.
- What's her name? - Who?
Remember the Ja ... Jane!
This is the name dela.Jane. A lovely lady.
Dear Jane. Dear Jane.
By the way ...
the problem is not Wednesday.
It Tanamashu ...
that her father, the old headhunter.
Meanwhile ...
sending all my love.
Hastily ... Rob.
Every day. Every day.
Tell Aunt Rhody
She is Uncle Fred
It's him! Tanamashu!
Tanamashu is coming!
His father is crazy here. We need to walk in!
Floyd, drop this silly comic! Let's hide in the jungle.
Wednesday, where are you going?
Give me your hand. Let's get out of here.
Floyd, come!
Oh, it's so thin. How have you been?
I do not like what I see.
Well, I mean, like the look, but ...
I do not like what I see.
So what?
So what if we take the foot!
Come on Floyd!
Oh, gosh.
- Who are you? - Sorry.
They are cousins, sisters, My adored.
Tell the materials and sisters to get out of the way ...
if you do not want to see an innocent man drowning.
A moment. Raw-sisters flee for their lives.
All because of me.
I'm not ugly affair with the chief, Bad island of snakes.
Father loses head. Father more than annoyed.
Mata! Mata! Great confusion!
plays all materials daughter kau-kau for shark.
I'm drowning.
You must believe me. I am very sincere.
Hold it!
I count for raw-sisters, Women have rights.
My life is passing in front of my eyes.
Women have rights, you say.
Okay, okay. Women have rights.
Now, let's not.
You said that your father will kau-kau all sharks.
Parent has to pick first. First, I fight!
Fight? Fight?
Wednesday was crazy. Can not fight.
We try.
Raw-sisters struggling more than good.
- You are our chief. - I?
Well, chief, Admiral, General. What's the word?
The word is'' no''.
After a short period brainwashing ...
I decided to accept the offer and take the best advantage.
Until we meet again
We wish him one happy journey home
Company ... high!
Now pay attention!
In my book, girls, there are only a way to do everything ...
is the way the Navy.
All efficacy machine war ...
based on a single factor.
Discipline.
Discipline, discipline!
Or you get into shape or get run over.
Okay, let's see can form a row.
Fast!
Okay, girls.
Get in shape!
Oh, no more training.
Rest!
Admiral Sweetie ...
already rested, thanks.
We're fine.
I like that a lot from you.
It was not what I said. Let it go.
Okay, sailors. Get that smile off your face.
- I've had to take! - Okay, sweetie.
Mean'' sir''.
Okay, sir sweetie.
Plumb up, sailor. Plumb up.
Very well! Just for giggles! Sailors do not giggle!
Well, thank you.
Wait a minute. No.
Do not confuse the relationship between officers and enlisted.
Girls, discipline is very important.
Come on. Want to stop it?
Company ... disband!
It will be a very arduous war.
- House is not very pretty. - Does not matter.
The important thing is to clarify the battle strategy.
Okay, Admiral Buttercup. You're the boss.
Very well.
Where his father often land with canoes?
Always here.
Always take this path Kabuna to here.
What does your father do with Kabuna?
Do good business.
Father faces of Kabuna.
Father says, '' I Tanamashu here.
What great god Kabuna mean?''
And Kabuna says ...
'' You chieftain good, Tanamashu.
Kabuna like that much more.
Send their best fish for you ...
new girls ...
throw old wives kau-kau for shark.
This makes Kabuna more than happy.''
Sounds like a trick.
Mean that all hear the Kabuna say that?
Oh, not people. People do not listen.
Kabuna speaks only with his father. Only the father hears.
Only the father hear, huh?
I know this trick.
What is the word'' trick''?
I myself will visit Kabuna.
I'm going to cheat on your father.
You pass the leg of his father?
With all due respect, but after all he is ...
a mere savage.
On the other hand, I graduated with honors ...
One of the best technical schools of the U.S.A.
Honestly, who will pass in whom the leg?
My father.
Has another plan Admiral Honey?
Well, as a last resort, and only as a last resort ...
we have to fight, to great confusion.
This plan is good.
All materials sisters want to make a big mess.
Okay, but remember ...
confusion only in an emergency.
Someone might get hurt in the confusion ...
and I know who will.
Very well, young. To work. Fast!
Up. More than fast.
- What is this thing? - I do not know.
Sweetie says Admiral load, we carry.
Come on, sisters-cousins. Stay alert. Walking! Come on.
What is this? Maybe bullet sticky.
You think?
Maybe bullet. Maybe not.
I care!
Hey, are flares!
Explosives.
Light up. And do not loiter around.
Come on, sisters-cousins. Stay alert. To work! Walk!
There you go.
Hey, I got it. The generator did work!
Oh, hey!
Stop wasting time!
This is dangerous. Stop!
Hey, get away from the water! This thread is alive!
Honey, that yarn goes directly to the generator.
If you step in the water connected with electricity ...
you will shine like a chandelier.
I mean, will sparks.
You know, a lot of smoke.
Thank you. You're cute too.
It is.
So far, so good.
As you say, so far, so good.
It is.
Wednesday, not like that.
Materials sister looks more than good Admiral Buttercup.
Know that admirals are not loaded by girls.
Least not in wartime.
Girls need to respect.
Admire Admiral Buttercup.
Walk in the litter, face is not humiliated.
Or feet.
My face is not what worries me.
Floyd, no, no. Get off of there.
You must do so.
And I always thought you were a genius.
No, you idiot! Back!
Do not get upset. Watch it!
Now learn a lesson.
Can walk.
Periscope firm and working.
We'll see. Rockets.
Rockets, 12 boxes.
Smoke bombs, six.
Oxygen tank, one.
Masks, smoke masks.
Two.
First aid kit, one.
Flamethrowers, one.
Very well!
E. .. fire extinguisher ...
carbon dioxide.
Beautiful effect.
Okay, batteries ... Six.
Extra roll of wire, 14 gauge double two.
Water valve installed ... and running.
That's all.
Hello, hello. Testing, 1, 2, 3. Testing.
Hello. The cashew is juca jackfruit.
Hello. Cashew juca. 1, 2, 3. Testing.
Testing. Au-au. Hello, Hello Max.
The cashew is juca jackfruit.
The mouse gnawed the clothes King of Rome.
The Iara Moor rare macaw Araraquara of.
Smooth.
That light shines through that window?
It is the Middle and Juliet is the sun.
See how the face supports In hand!
Oh, would I were a glove.
Sorry, guys.
Kabuna is half ham.
Alright.
Kabuna says daughter Tanamashu speaks!
Ok
I, daughter of Tanamashu, speak.
Proceed. Kabuna hear.
I mean, women have rights.
Ok
I say, woman has the right to speak.
That's it.
I mean, she is entitled choosing boy first.
I say, Tanamashu not good.
I love Tanamashu.
He is father. But it is not good!
We will give great grip!
Kabuna agree with daughter Tanamashu.
Daughter much more than good.
Kabuna says, Women have rights.
Woman has the right to speak.
You have the right to choose boy first.
Tanamashu more than tough? Ok
The greater height, greater the fall.
And the team that does not defeat can not be defeated.
Now go and bring victory for old Kabuna.!
Anchors hoisted, my boy
Anchors hoisted
Very well. What is going on here?
The lookout posts are empty. We are at war, you know?
Everyone marching! Back to work fast!
I'm sorry. My fault.
What a beautiful fighting force.
Is not nobody the lookout posts.
All are here joking and laughing ...
while Tanamashu sneaks to cut our throats.
Wednesday're sorry.
We need to command a vessel tightly.
I'm giving maximum to keep the foot in ...
reality.
How about Wednesday kitchen coffee, Admiral Honey?
Well, all right.
I'll write my letter.
Ok You write, I cook.
Dude ...
'' My endless love ... Jane.''
What is my problem?
Sweetie, I do not know what ...
Jane?
I have to get off this island ASAP.
Dear old Jane ...
Dear Jane ...
Tanamashu!
Tanamashu arrived! Tanamashu!
As the days go ...
I can not help feeling ...
that increasingly ...
Tanamashu! Tanamashu arrived! Tanamashu!
Tanamashu arrived! Sound the alarm! Sound the alarm!
Sound the alarm!
That's it.
O9: 22 pm: Tanamashu sighted.
If you do not hear from me, know what happened.
Love, Rob.
Tanamashu arrived! Sound the alarm!
- Sound the alarm! - Tanamashu arrived!
Tanamashu arrived!
Do not just get stranded in the middle of the South Pacific ...
with a bunch of hysterical.
I had to turn Almirante, me and my big mouth.
Wait until the Navy coming to my rescue.
Okay, people! Remember training battle.
Remember the training. Do not lose your head.
Admiral Sweetie will not let anything happen.
I need to control myself.
Very well! Alert battle! Follow the plan!
Very well. A Cunning Plan of is in operation.
The order is put men in position.
Women!
Wednesday grab my binoculars, yes?
Grab the guns.
I want to wish everyone lucky.
Stay lively and communication, unimpeded.
Very well. Come on! Come on!
Wednesday, come with me.
Remember, we will follow Plan A. ..
unless I give the signal.
Without violence. We will negotiate.
Speech-to-speech.
Ok, Ok
Speech-talk is no good idea. You do not know the father.
Which one is your father?
I wonder if being fair with his father.
Father under the umbrella.
It can not be that bad as you paint.
What father does now?
Changed a tire.
Very well. Prepare yourself. Go.
Anchors hoisted, my boy
Anchors hoisted
Say goodbye to the college boy
We sail at dawn, day '' Play Tanamashu Kau-Kau to Jaws''
On our last night on the pier
Drink to the foam '' Women Want'' Casa Alegre
Until we meet again
We wish him one happy journey home
'' We want Right to Choose Boy''
Bad daughter!
You!
Grab bad daughter!
One minute, please.
Poor daughter has the right to speak. All women are entitled.
Why?
Why bad daughter wants right to speak?
What's the problem, huh?
Will make confusion.
Now it is more than good.
Women need not speak. Kabuna says so.
Great Kabuna not say that.
Great Kabuna says, '' No, no! Woman has the right!''
Kabuna says, '' No, no, no, no''?
How do you know?
Kabuna tells me so.
Great Kabuna tell her.
Everyone knows that Kabuna ...
only speaks Tanamashu!
Kabuna talk to me.
Maybe.
Let all the Kabuna?
Everyone sees Kabuna speaks only Tanamashu.
Maybe big Kabuna ...
speaks with bad daughter.
- Okay, let? - Okay
Okay, we are.
We have party fun ...
dances!
And speaking of women rights with great Kabuna.
Maybe throw bad daughter kau-kau the shark.
Shark entitled too, eh?
He is falling straight.
Come on, Floyd. What is your problem?
Want to let me go? I'll talk to you later.
Come on, Floyd. I have to go.
It is very important!
I need to get in Kabuna!
Floyd, get me out of here!
Kabuna speaks Tanamashu. He kills. He will end all.
Everything is Ok Kabuna, Ok
He is on our side, remember?
Floyd is not time to play! Release!
Please, Floyd!
Almighty Kabuna ...
Tanamashu gives salute.
Salute ... Kabuna.
Powerful Kabuna ...
bad daughter ...
to speak.
You like?
My daughter ...
great Kabuna says'' talk,'' Okay.
Great Kabuna, talk to me.
Speech, so not only did I hear ...
not only the father hears ...
but all they hear.
Ok, Floyd. I'm free. You can let go now.
Tanamashu speech.
Foreign woman has rights.
Speaks of all things.
I hope with patience, Kabuna great.
That's what Rob calls sweetie ...
the'' leaves''.
Au-au.
Au-au?
Bow-wow!
Great Kabuna ...
just a word?
Maybe, whisper?
Kabuna's more than smart!
Grab woman!
Just a minute!
Stop it!
Drop your girls!
Tanamashu, listen!
Kabuna now speaks to everyone.
Do not stop, Floyd.
Kabuna says, women have rights.
What is the problem?
There is voice Kabuna!
Only Tanamashu hears the voice of Kabuna.
Not true.
Kabuna more than tired Tanamashu of inventing words.
Perhaps Tanamashu think ...
it's a trick.
Why great Kabuna speaks ...
looking like a white man?
Kabuna speaks many languages.
Speak with flaming tongue Anger!
Kabuna speaks with icy breath ...
contempt!
And now, poor cacique Tanamashu?
I say, fake it!
What curse the Kabuna, Kabuna swears double back!
I mean, you're ...
just bad liar!
Bring water.
Kabuna now has more than anger.
Bring water.
Come on, Floyd. Turn it on!
Right on target!
Can dump! Do not stop!
More pressure, Floyd. Do not be afraid.
Floyd, slow down!
Hey, Floyd! Turn off the tap!
Turn the tap off, asshole!
Close!
Come on! Get out!
Plan B!
Okay, guys. Want to see Kabuna get tough?
Back!
Hold it!
Kabuna sees every move.
Grab it!
Floyd, turn on the tap.
Wait! Stopped.
Floyd, Kabuna says, open water.
Dares large Kabuna?
Back!
Great Kabuna, open the tap!
Someone turn on the tap!
Do not bother me, Floyd. I'm busy.
Caution! Back!
Stop it, okay?
Kabuna says, will explode!
Run! Go!
I cacique Tanamashu tough!
Tanamashu never run!
Release!
Wait! Wait!
Where did everybody go? What is the probl ...
What is the problem?
- He is my father. I push. - Okay
Is that enough? Will ask'' truce''?
Father asks truce.
Watch!
Kabuna smiles.
Very good, OK
Oh, thank you.
You know, Tanamashu ...
sorry for boats.
It must take quite to dig one of those.
You know, she is a wonderful girl.
Will still be a great wife for headhunter.
'' It Tanamashu Great Snitch''
Sure, sure. Dance with bad daughter.
Go!
Ok smart guy dance!
Smartass ...
good dance wedding dance!
Wedding dance?
No, no. Wait a minute. Please.
Tanamashu not lost daughter, no!
Tanamashu son gets slick!
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Look, I did not want ...
Wednesday I do not deserve you.
She is the daughter of the chief. Well, you know that.
If the daughter of Tanamashu, go get it.
Ok, I will.
Helicopter!
Help! Help!
Help!
Come on! You idiot ... can not read?
Help! Quick!
Come on! The natives are after me!
Hey, there's a guy down there with a distress signal.
You know the rules. Do not meddle with the natives.
'' Relief''
I think he is not native.
And I think the girls will finish him.
- Girls? - Why did not you say so?
Let's take a peek.
They are coming! Watch! Going to kill me.
Look over there! Help! 'm Navy!
I am Navy! Hurry, please!
Are coming!
Help!
Okay, I'm hooked.
Quick, quick!
Hurry up!
Can pull!
Pull!
Caution!
I do not know who you are but I admire your style.
The girls did not want to leave you escape!
I do not know him? Crusoe. Lieutenant Crusoe.
Yeah, let's get out of here. These girls ...
Wait. We would return.
Back? You cracked the coconut. They are dangerous.
There's another guy down there, more important than me.
Get off!
I'll be back! Floyd! Floyd, where are you?
Come out, you coward. What is this great hero?
We have to run. Team Olympic women is coming.
And they brought their spears.
They want to kill us, boy. Walk!
Want to turn carpet?
Come on. Come on!
Floyd, go there.
Come on. Climb, Floyd.
Hoist! Hoist!
Hoist! Wednesday, you do not understand!
Hoist!
Wednesday, I do not deserve!
Goodbye, Wednesday.
And so What happened, dear.
There was a reception on the aircraft carrier.
Of course, it was not for me.
It was for Floyd, our First space heroes.
They have sought for years.
Welcome aboard, Lieutenant.
Floyd is a pleasure see it again.
I know you're anxious to hear the full story.
- It all started ... - Later. Excuse.
Floyd, I want you to know some people.
Then we have a lot to do.
The president is on the phone to speak with him.
Captain? Lord?
I would like to deliver a full report.
It's very interesting. I was flying ...
Hey, mister!
It is a nice set. Can I take a picture?
Go ahead.
Hey, what are you? Some hermit or something?
Glad you asked. It all started months ago.
I was a 16,000 feet, I'd say.
Sorry. I want to take a picture chimpanzee before you go.
Anyway, dear, How it happened.
Soon, I'll be home. With all my love, Rob.